A Swedish Fruit Salad: Barney Stinson's Christmas message

Yes, bang someone in need. Merry Christmas! :)

Stina Örwén

My name is Stina, but people seem to refer me more to Stiniwini or Stini.

I come from all over the world.

I'm a third culture kid.

I like when things happen quick and fast

I love to explore

I like to play

I like all kinds of games

Best way to win my attention, to be inspiring.

I love:

Photography,

Dancing.

Yoga/ Meditation

Happy People

Smiles

Pretty eyes

Nice panties

Fruits

Morning walks

Coffee in the morning

Sweat (only if effort is put into it)

Energetic, Creative, Generous and Caring People.

Rainbows (especially rainbow cakes!)

Small personal notes

Licorice

Baths

Bikinis

Monkeys

My friends

My mom

and most importantly,

My grandma.

And I absolutely hate!

RUDE PEOPLE.

And I have 3 stuffed monkey animals,

all in different sizes. One that is half the size of me.

I hate sleeping by myself. So if I am ever sleeping alone, I sleep on the couch.

I love peppermint and licorice ice cream.

My favorite color is Orange.

I only need 3-4 hours of sleep.

I have kept a diary since I was 5.

I love candles.

I love cuddles.

I'm obsessed with butts.

I hate wasting days.

I like to make a mission for everyday.

I love giving people hugs

I love making people smile.

and I try to do that to everyone I meet.

But the best thing in the world is being unique, and I like to think myself as it. Not special, but unique.

To do list:

1. Skydive (CHECK!)

2. Get my drivers license

3. Run a marathon

4. Sleep on a beach

5. Get over my shark phobia (CHECK!)

6. Learn how to kitesurf (well)

7. Walk barefoot for a month

8. Visit Antarctica

9. Buy a monkey
10. Name a star (CHECK!)

11. Sing in public (since im such a good singer :)

12. Stay complete silence for a week

13. Donate an organ

14. Learn tango

15. Go streaking!

16. Go tree camping

17. see nothern lights

18. go indoor skydiving

19. skydive over mount everst

20. Watch a volcano errupt

21. Swim with the dolphins

22. Become a vegetarian

23. sleep on a trampoline

24. Change someone's life

25. Sleep in an Iglo, at the Iglo Village

26. Have my own TV show

27. Visit all 50 states in the US.

28. Send a message in a bottle

29. Go to Superbowl

30. Ride in a helicopter

31. Go to pink Lake Hillier (Australia)

32. Go hot air ballon riding

33. Print Stiniwini on some wet cement

34. Go crowd surfing! (CHECK!)

35. Go scuba diving in Great Barrier Reef (CHECK!)

36. Sleep on a boat deck for a night

37. Donate my hair to locks of love.

38. Own a candy store

39. Own a baby tiger

40. Go mountain biking

41. Learn an instrument

42. Learn one more language fluently

43. Have an aquarium bedroom

44. Put soap in a public water fountain

45. Get my smiley face tattoo on my right big toe

46. Move to Sydney

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Barney Stinson's Christmas message